Corrupt a wish game

Granted, but for some reason everytime you teleport, you end up in just your underwear.

I wish I had enough money for the rest of my life's expenses

Granted! But you will die when the sun will rise the next day.
I wish I can sleep well.

Granted
but you will never weak up again !!
i wish i could redo bad days !!

granted! But you only end up making them worse!

I wish for a pizza!

granted.
but u will lose all your teeth (yak) and not be able to eat it. /sorry !!

i wish i could stay awake 24/7 instead of wasting time while sleeping!!

Granted, but you go crazy after ten days (which is about when you would actually go insane from sleep deprivation)

I wish I was better at writing stories

Granted! But other people would finish your stories before you do and publish them before you can.

I wish I would get hired by you guys within the next 3 days, since it's already been a week

Granted, but you will be fired after a few days.
I wish than The Moonlight Scuptor is all translated after I wake up the day after.

Onyx wrote:Granted, but you will be fired after a few days.
I wish than The Moonlight Scuptor is all translated after I wake up the day after.

Granted, but it's been magically translated into Runic Gaelic. Since no one yet knows how to even fully translate Gaelic in general, there's your dilemma. And all the raws of other languages have gone poof.

I wish I had Goku's hair for a day.

Granted, but after 1 minute, you turn into a small monkey.
I wish than I could create and control fire.

Onyx wrote:Granted, but after 1 minute, you turn into a small monkey.
I wish than I could create and control fire.

Granted, but you would be burned by it in return. It would take a full week for your skin to return to normal appearance. Also, your lifespan will decrease 1 month every time you use it. In response, you can use the fire for 24 hours without backlash and there is close to no limit as to what you can do with the flame.

I wish there was a real pirate/ninja war and both sides were Elves.

Granted, but its a cold war, so there is no actual fighting.

I wish I could never get sick!

kes137 wrote:Granted, but its a cold war, so there is no actual fighting.

I wish I could never get sick!

Granted ,
but the goverment find out and they will use you as a test subject to try to get anitode for all sickness to the rest of the world !!
.................

i wish i had an IQ of 200 and i know everything! !

Granted! However your brain will be big than it will explode in your head.
I wish I could reborn every time I die and than I remember everything in my past lifes.

Onyx wrote:
I wish I could reborn every time I die and than I remember everything in my past lifes.

Granted.
but each time you die, that figure is hated by everyone for some reason or another .


I wish...
my whole 1099 unread emails get sorted into junk or readable !!

Granted, but for every 5 emails sorted, you'll get 15 more from THE WALL STREET JOURNAL...

I wish I could get an Asia zoned Xbox 360 in the next 10 minutes...

Granted. Except all the stores around you now stock america zones xbox 360 games.

I wish that no one would corrupt other people's wishes.

Granted, however everyone will end up corrupting their own wishes against their will.

I wish I could shoot a beam/other stuff out of my mouth whenever I feel like it.

Granted, but every time you open your mouth the beam/object would home in on any computer that happens to be in the room with you.

I wish to have infinite wishes.

granted, but now you can't control it, and it'll only go off whenever you say "i wish" with something you don't actually want, like when you say "I wish my parents never met".

I wish there were less SLABs (Screams Like A Banshee) at my school...

Granted! But now you will be tone deaf.

I wish to become a vampire who can go into the sunlight.

Wish granted! but now your so ugly no one wants to look at you
I wish the zombie apocalypse happened

Granted, but you find yourself turned into an African-American prone to providing comic relief to your band of survivors.
I wish I could get high off spicy food.

oliverwashere wrote:Granted, but you find yourself turned into an African-American prone to providing comic relief to your band of survivors.
I wish I could get high off spicy food.

Granted, But you get heartburn and indigestion. lol.

I wish i could have Quick silver as blood and a Solar powerd heart.

Granted, but you eventually lived longer than normal people and your friends died before you.

I wish I could find a way to get PSCS6 again.