Corrupt a wish game

This game is pretty fun!
Okay, so the first person writes a wish *it doesnt have to be something u actually want, but try *
The next person says "Granted." and then proceeds to corrupt the wish.
eg. "i wish i could fly"
"Granted. But every time you fly, you will fly naked over heavily populated cities."

then, the person who corrupted the wish, presents a wish of their own!

i wish i was a martial arts expert like magangryong from veritas

Granted !!

but every time you use your skill, you will fart !!


I wish i could time travel.

Granted, but you have to do it in a DeLorean, and with a teenage sidekick who has a mother complex.

I wish I could somehow magically, and immediately, obtain fully translated copies of all thirty-some volumes of Moonlight Sculptor.

Granted, but you hit your head on the ceiling when celebrating and forget how to read for the rest of your life.

I wish I could play the piano at a professional level

Granted
but every time you start playing the piano you get exited about how good you are and faint before you finish the song !!


i wish i'm immortal !!

Granted, but you have to sleep for twenty hours a day.

I wish I could turn my newly acquired fully translated copies of Moonlight Sculptor into audiobooks.

Granted.
but the talking in the audio book is sloooww... (1 word per 5 sec)

i wish i could hypnotize my teachers to do what i ask !!

(outside question : how did you get fully translated books?)

Granted! Burt in return evry1 can hypnotize u.

I wish i was a rock with no troubles in life.

Granted.
but you would want to piss but you can never go to the bathroom.. // your a rock !!


i wish i can shoot fire from my hand !!

Granted but you can also shoot water.

I wish ... What? I had a pen to do my homework with.

Granted, but it explodes when your almost done with your homework and the paper is ruined.

I wish I could speak another language fluently.

Granted .
but you cant speak your own language anymore. // (among friends and family you can only speak a foreign language )

i wish i know what are the questions on the exams before taking them !! "D

granted! but after u learned. u find out the test was cancelled.
i wish VR's existed.

Granted. But because I don't know what VR is your wish was cancelled.
I wish I have a perfect and sexy body.

Granted, but you are now incredibly dumb.

I wish Assassin's Creed Revelations would come out now!

Granted! But by possessing it the assassin will come out of the screen and kill you.
I wish I could use beam with my eyes.

Granted! But the beam is shooting form your third eye that is right on your forehead. Its appearance is so holy that even the Cyclopes would envy. lol
I wish I can use magic to travel to fantasy land.

Granted,

But you lose your magic powers after getting there, and is also forced to live the life of a slave.

I wish the earth exploded.

Granted! But now physical attack can not do any harm to you. So when the earth explode, you will be alive in the space, but can't move.
I wish I was a werewolf.

[quote="Onyx"]Granted. But because I don't know what VR is your wish was cancelled.
I wish I have a perfect and sexy body. [/how can u not now what vr's are when ur reading 1/2 prince or LMS?]

Granted but you become a werewolf that needs to suck on vampire blood.

I wish corporations aren't people.

[quote="asunigmas"]

Onyx wrote:Granted. But because I don't know what VR is your wish was cancelled.
I wish I have a perfect and sexy body. [/how can u not now what vr's are when ur reading 1/2 prince or LMS?]

Vr= virtual games ?? If it was so, sorry. Here is my final answer: your wish is now granted but you are the only one who can't play .

evertosword wrote:Granted but you become a werewolf that needs to suck on vampire blood.

I wish corporations aren't people.

Granted! It is now the dogs that are the corporations.

I wish I can transform myself into a bird.

Onyx wrote:

evertosword wrote:Granted but you become a werewolf that needs to suck on vampire blood.

I wish corporations aren't people.

Granted! It is now the dogs that are the corporations.

I wish I can transform myself into a bird.

Just saying that's two different things.
Corporations are people according to law.
ie. Apple is a person. Yes, it is made of people, yes people work for Apple, but Apple itself is a person.

Granted, but you can only transform yourself into a New York City Pigeon.
I wish I had some chocolate.

?Granted !!

but that bar is the last one you'll ever eat in your life.

i wish i could teleport instead of w8ing the bus!!