Funny/Strange Problems?

If you have funny/strange problems, share them here, or comment about other's problems!

To begin with, I'll share my problems:

Kiri tries to convince me into become gay.
Kiri tries to convince me that gayness is "beautiful".
Kiri thinks I'm the wife of black chibi.
I feel like I'm ranting about something as I'm writing this.


For those who don't know, I am the "White Chibi" of OSS, while some other dude is the "Black Chibi".

oh dear Musica I never thought that my wise little suggestion would penetrate so deep into ur heart, so deep that you think about it every single second and stressing over the possibility of yourself as a gay man. I have also underestimated your longing for James' love. I guess you wanted to confess to him personally instead of me just blurting it out right? But if I had let you two alone, you will never go anywhere with you shyness. It's better to let it be out of the bag. Don't worry honey it's okay to be gay. Today's society is very open and in fact James is quite interested in you as well. There's nothing to stress about.

love

-Kiri

Topic Locked, please fun stuff not ranting about your personal problems